Thankfully I’ve never had to suffer any of these lines:
You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
I misplaced my Teddy Bear. Will you sleep with me?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off you blouse in a public place.
Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but can still make your Bedrock.
Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Is your name Visa, because you’re everywhere I want to be.
Can you match any of these? Have you used any of these or had them used on you? Did they work? Let me know.